This song is titled 'Snape's Slimy Polka', based upon 'She's Too Fat For Me' By (artist unknown). It is a song that I thought the Marauders may have sung out of boredom. Lucius is in there because in theory someone needed to stand up for Snivellus. Not that I, or anyone I know, would.
Now, here is what you say
So sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need
'Cause I just sang the tune:
James: Oh, I don't want him, you can have him
Sirius: He's too gross for me
Peter: He's too gross for me
Remus: He's too gross for me
James: I don't want him, you can have him,
He's too gross for me
Peter: He's too gross
Remus: He's too gross
Sirius: He's too gross for me
James: I get dizzy
And I stumble
When I'm standing
Next to that slime-ball
James: Oh, I don't want him, you can have him
Sirius: He's too gross for me
Peter: He's too gross for me
Remus: He's too gross for me
James: I don't want him, you can have him,
He's too gross for me
Peter: He's too gross
Remus: He's too gross
Sirius: He's too gross for me
Remus: In his hair, is it gel?
James: No, no, no, no, no
Peter: Can he swim very well?
James: No, no, no, no, no
Remus: Does he fit in our group?
James: No, cause he smells like p--p
Sirius: Could he possibly shower and get clean?
James: No, no, no.
Sirius: We don't want him, you can have him
Peter: He's too gross for me
James: And he's too gross for me
Lucius: But he seems fine to me
James: We don't want him, you can have him
Sirius: He's too gross for me
Peter: Yeah, he's too gross,
Remus: Much too gross
Lucius: But he seems fine to me
Lucius: He's so cunning
And he's so clever
James: But he starts running
When there comes wet weather
James: We don't want him, you can have him
Peter: He's too gross for me
Sirius: He's too gross for me
Lucius: But he seems fine to me
So I sure want him, you can't have him
He seems fine to me
Remus: But he's too gross!
Lucius: He's not too gross!
He seems fine to me!
James: His hair is greasy,
Remus: His nose is also
Peter: If he would shower
Sirius: I might like him more so
James: I don't want him, you can have him
Sirius: He's too gross for me
Peter: He's too gross for me
Remus: He's too gross for me
Sirius: I don't want him, you can have him,
Peter: He's too gross for me
Remus: He's too gross
James: Much too gross
He's too gross for me
Lucius: Hey!
