This song is titled 'WeBay', based upon 'eBay' By Weird Al. It is a song about Colin Creevy selling a load of junk on Webay. (Wizarding eBay)
A used ... Quidditch robe
A rare ... Potter snow globe
A Hogwarts ... TV tray
I sold on WeBay
My dorm ... was filled with this crap
It leaves in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I sold on WeBay
Tell me why (I sold another Pygmy puff)
Tell me why (I sold that talking wall clock)
Tell me why (I sold Snape's unused toothpaste)
I put it on WeBay
I'll sell... your knick-knacks
Just check ... my feedback
"B++!" they all say
They are ok with me on WeBay
Gonna sell (a slightly-damaged book bag)
Gonna sell (some Berttie Bott‘s, newish with bags)
(To some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on WeBay
I am the type who is liable to sell you
The stupidest stuff you've seen, whoa
Got Galleons or Sickles, I'll even take Knuts
As long as I get the dough
I'll sell... you gillyweed
Oh buy my wand, please
I'll sell (I'll sell, I'll sell, I'll sell ...)
You’re the highest bidder ... now
(Junk keeps going in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dumbledore’s ashtray)(Hey! Yeah Dumbledore’s ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I sold it on WeBay)
Wanna buy (a TriWizard lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of Dobby’s tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Madam Pomfrey, used by Madam Pomfrey)
(Sold it on WeBay)
Wanna buy (that S. Fawcett poster)
(Some Droobles and a howler)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll sell on WeBay)
What I sold on WeBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
